WTF Is The Great Awakening? (And Are You Having It or Just Tired?)
5/28/2019
Let’s demystify the cosmic elephant in the room: What is The Great Awakening?
No, it’s not just a TikTok trend or a new-age fever dream (though let’s be real, it does feel like both sometimes). The Great Awakening is the collective oh-hell-no moment where the soul, body, and planet hit critical mass and decide—together—to break the simulation, remember who they are, and realign with truth. It’s a global, interdimensional system reboot… with ascension symptoms that feel suspiciously like burnout, heartbreak, and existential nausea. But beneath the chaos? Pure gold.
So how do you know you’re mid-awakening and not just having a series of unfortunate vibe crashes? Here’s your cosmic checklist:
You suddenly can’t tolerate lies (from others or yourself).
You feel like you’re in a Truman Show episode… every day.
You’re sensitive AF to food, light, sounds, and BS.
You cry during random songs, commercials, or after staring at the moon too long.
You start questioning everything you’ve ever been taught: time, money, God, politics, your skincare routine…
You experience weird “coincidences” that aren’t coincidences, see number codes, dream vividly, or feel like you’re remembering something you were never taught.
You feel like you’re both dying and being reborn. Constantly.
Now here’s where it gets juicy: There are two paths being marketed right now—organic ascension and synthetic ascension. Organic ascension is your soul’s original route: slow, steady, embodied, deeply human, deeply sacred. It’s messy. It’s real. It’s encoded in your DNA and activated through frequency, embodiment, emotional healing, and higher self alignment.
Synthetic ascension, on the other hand, is the knockoff version — sleek, techy, overly mind-based, sometimes AI-infused, and spiritually bypassy. It feels detached, elitist, like a spiritual fast-pass that skips the shadow work and goes straight to “love and light™.” Beware anything that promises awakening without embodiment. You didn’t come here to escape your body. You came to anchor Heaven into it.
If you’re in it right now (and chances are, if you’re reading this, you are), here’s how to ride the wave without wiping out:
Ground, daily. Touch the Earth, breathe deep, drink real water.
Detox distractions. Unfollow fear porn. Let go of urgency.
Shadow dive. The dark is not the enemy — it’s your map.
Rest. Rewire. Receive. Your nervous system is becoming divine tech.
Call your soul home. Out loud. Yes, really.
Stay discerning. Truth will feel like freedom in your body.
The Great Awakening isn’t a conspiracy. It’s a remembering.
Of who you were before the world told you what to be.
Of why you came here.
And of how powerful it is to be fully human on a rising Earth.
You’re not behind. You’re not crazy.
You’re just waking up.
